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Mexican ketchup
April 23, 2009 – 4:02 pm
I am not saying that this happened in my family. This may just be something I heard about on Facebook or CNN. Okay? Do we have an understanding.
¿Cuantos anos tienes tu?
April 8, 2009 – 8:18 pm
I took my first trip out of the country the summer between my sophomore and junior years of high school. My three best friends and I went to Tegucigalpa, Honduras, with our youth group from Hillsboro Church of Christ. At this point, I had two years of Latin under my belt and spoke not a […]
Smooth move, idiot
February 27, 2009 – 6:17 pm
Never entrust your sense of humor to people you don’t know. I attended W.P. Scales Elementary from Kindergarten through the Fourth Grade. At the end of every year, each grade invited the parents to the special presentation the grade as a whole had been working on for weeks. One year, we wowed them with a […]
Ouch
February 24, 2009 – 10:18 pm
My dad’s side of the family tells me I take after my Grandpa, Roger, meaning that, like him, I have a propensity for sticking my foot in my mouth. I studied abroad in Vienna, Austria, the autumn of my Sophomore year of college. My younger sister started at Lipscomb University as a freshman while I […]