You mean to tell me that you cannot find a single attractive woman in a city of roughly 180,000 people, 46,000 of which are women between the ages of 20 and 34, not counting the population growth since the last census in 2000?
By austinlchurch
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Also posted in comic relief, dating, dislikes, masculinity, pet peeves, romance
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Tagged asking girls out, Barley's, chronically single, how to get a date, Knoxville, most attractive student body
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August 20, 2009 – 4:41 pm
My goal was always to be as quiet as possible. They needed to remember in the morning that I had satisfied the requirements of our arrangement, but I wanted drowsiness to prevent them from focusing too much on the exact time of my arrival.
By austinlchurch
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Also posted in childhood, comic relief, dating, family, high school, parents, romance
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Tagged Brentwood, disciplining children, egomaniac, Honda Accord, Lord of the Flies, setting a curfew, Tennessee
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August 17, 2009 – 9:51 am
* WARNING :: Read at your own risk. The following post is inappropriate for people of all ages. If you are uncomfortable with your sexuality or if a young white middle-class male’s detailed recollections of sex ed classes at a small private Christian school offend you, find another blog to read or subscribe to Joel […]
By austinlchurch
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Also posted in comic relief, elementary school, family, middle school, parents, romance, serious
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Tagged Billy Madison, birds and bees, Christian schools, Christians, croissants, Harry and the Hendersons, Joel Osteen, sex, sex ed, Super Mario Bros. 3, true intimacy, W.P. Scales Elementary
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Too good to be true. Aren’t we all? We’re all messy with scar tissue and various types of stupidity, so I’m not saying that I’m perfect or that I’m not a piece of work myself. I’m saying that what we are on paper—our professional and social resumes, our accolades and exploits—counts for less than how […]
Men and women need one another’s craziness to stay sane
By austinlchurch
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Also posted in comic relief, dating, high school, romance
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Tagged Calypso Cafe, entitlement attitude, femininity, Forrest Gump, gender, Jezebel, masculinity, princess complex, relationships, romance
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Being in charge offers men the false guarantee of a coherent world
By austinlchurch
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Also posted in dating, romance, traveling
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Tagged Adam, Eve, femininity, gender, machismo, male dominance, masculinity, patriarchy, relationships, romance
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