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Smooth move, idiot

February 27, 2009 – 6:17 pm

Never entrust your sense of humor to people you don’t know. I attended W.P. Scales Elementary from Kindergarten through the Fourth Grade. At the end of every year, each grade invited the parents to the special presentation the grade as a whole had been working on for weeks. One year, we wowed them with a […]

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Ouch

February 24, 2009 – 10:18 pm

My dad’s side of the family tells me I take after my Grandpa, Roger, meaning that, like him, I have a propensity for sticking my foot in my mouth. I studied abroad in Vienna, Austria, the autumn of my Sophomore year of college. My younger sister started at Lipscomb University as a freshman while I […]

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