Tag Archives: Halloween

Who are the parents of these kids?

“Love your neighbor as yourself” and “Lay down your life for your brother” get thrown out the window with any variety of projectiles—balloons, eggs, donuts, festive gourds, even biscuit dough.

Getting even with a little girl

You might say I’m cruel. Or that I hate children. Or that as a young adult I should have been mature and exercised more patience with a mere child who was probably lonely and just wanted to hang out with the big kids. That’s garbage. I’m a hero.

I hate cats

I hate cats. I’d be a fool not to. Please hear me out and then decide whether or not my feline vitriol is justified.