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Inheriting New Year’s Resolutions

This was going to take some undoing. His first act of counterterrorism would be to find an Elvis jumpsuit with rhinestones, and his second would be to procure a gold chain. He had been only three credit hours away from a Drama minor in college. He could beat his wife at her own game. Mission Simplicity had just become Mission Uxorial Mortification.