October 7, 2011 – 12:58 pm
Back in September 2008, I began developing a theory: After Satan took the form of a serpent in the Garden of Eden and blew his cover, he needed a new, less conspicuous animal vessel and decided on cats. Have you ever noticed that both venomous snakes and cats have vertical pupils? I’m just saying. While […]
On June 23, I gave my first Pecha Kucha presentation at Knoxville Museum of Art. You may be wondering, “What is Pecha Kucha?†It sounds illegal. It sounds like it may cause disfigurement, or even death, without immediate medical attention. In reality, the term is Japanese and denotes the sound of conversation, similar to “chit […]
On May 27, the first ever Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings contest came into the world. The women cried for joy, and the men slapped each other on the back and smoked cigars. I announced the winner, one James T. Trimble, on July 1, and posted some of the best entries. James will be on the […]
