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Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings: The Winner!

A month ago, I announced gu.e’s first ever Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings contest. People really turned up their creativity and dusted off their warped senses of humor to submit some great sayings. I asked four guest judges to help: my friends Gregg, Amy, Rachel, and Allison. They volunteered their time and impeccable taste to vote […]

CONTEST: Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings

One of my regular clients is Ruby Tuesday, and I recently helped the creative team with some writing for one of the other concepts, Wok Hay. My wife Megan and I ate lunch there yesterday, and I had a chance to see some of my handiwork in the new menu. One of my favorite bad […]