My dating history is a mashup of triumphs and failures. My longest relationship to date was a nine-month soiree with a lovely young woman named Lindsay. I remember the very first time I saw her. She was walking through the rows of cardio equipment at the Maryland Farms YMCA. I was running on a treadmill […]
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Posted in comic relief, dating, girls, high school
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Also tagged ACT, dating, David Lipscomb High School, FCA, Greek mythology, Harley Davidson, homeless, Honda Accord, McDonald's, The Toast, wet underwear, YMCA
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In honor of April Fool’s Day, I’d like to list some of the pranks and mischief that I’ve orchestrated in years past: High School 1) Stealing the ball from Coach Tillman’s mouse so that it wouldn’t work. Once he discovered what was happening, he asked for a backup from Phil Sanders, the IT guy at […]
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Posted in animals, college, comic relief, girls, high school, nastiness, schemes
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Also tagged April Fool's Day, Brentwood, condoms, David Lipscomb High School, Domino's, jelly donut, Krystal, lip balm, Lipscomb University, mischief, Natchez Trace, pranks, SATCO, Toucan Sam, Valentine's Day
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