August 18, 2011 – 12:16 pm
My wife Megan has a gift for “nesting,†and she was the one who introduced me to this term, which I take to mean a knack for making a place inviting and comfortable. At the end of July, we moved into a new house, and within a few days, she had found a place in […]
November 24, 2010 – 2:27 pm
The more we study these creatures, the better we will understand them. The better we understand, the greater the likelihood that we can beat them to the security check line.
You mean to tell me that you cannot find a single attractive woman in a city of roughly 180,000 people, 46,000 of which are women between the ages of 20 and 34, not counting the population growth since the last census in 2000?
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September 18, 2009 – 4:58 pm
Bring me my blankety-blank change. It’s not yours to keep, I don’t care if it’s a nickel. Let me make the call.
Our tiny bums were like creme-colored hillocks skewered by a radio tower.
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February 28, 2009 – 3:44 pm
A motley list of things I dislike: 1. Ranch dressing 2. Celery 3. Most cats 4. Seeing people humiliated in public 5. Lukewarm coffee 6. A shower during which the water turns cold halfway through. One or the other, please. 7. Barbeque sauce or ketchup around my fingernails 8. People who can’t just say, “I […]