Category Archives: animals

I hate cats

April 28, 2009 – 11:59 am

I hate cats. I’d be a fool not to. Please hear me out and then decide whether or not my feline vitriol is justified.

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Shame on me

April 1, 2009 – 9:02 pm

In honor of April Fool’s Day, I’d like to list some of the pranks and mischief that I’ve orchestrated in years past: High School 1) Stealing the ball from Coach Tillman’s mouse so that it wouldn’t work. Once he discovered what was happening, he asked for a backup from Phil Sanders, the IT guy at […]

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Squirrel Crepe

March 5, 2009 – 7:15 pm

I never swerve to hit animals. They run out in front of me. On my way to have breakfast with friends before school, I tagged a doe. I’d even slowed down when two other deer ran across the road. I looked both ways and let my foot off the brake, then wham! She came from […]

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